I will always post this, every time I run across it on the internet.
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Nice App of the Day: Fartscroll.js
If there is anything that today’s websites are lacking, it is fart noises. Yesterday afternoon, The Onionreleased the fartscroll.js script on Github, which can be installed on any web page to produce gassy noises while you’re scrolling up and down the browser. For more of a completely immersive experience, you can download the Chrome browser extension for cruise control on every webpage.
They’ve got you covered.
I’ve seen this GIF pop up multiple times now, and it just gets better every time.
This is Joakim Noah, right? I haven’t followed the Bulls since the 90’s and Jordan and I was a little preteen tomboy. Maybe I should start paying attention to sportsball again now that the Bulls are getting good again.
PSA of the Day: Gays Beware
Actors Jesse Tyler Ferguson and George Takei address how to deal with homophobic neighbors in this delightful parody of the 1961 short propaganda film Boys Beware brought to you by Funny or Die.
Honestly, who doesn’t love George Takei?
I feel like I’m drowning.
I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?
The first rule of ALLY CLUB: You do not talk in ALLY CLUB.
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The first rule of ALLY CLUB:
You do not talk in ALLY CLUB.
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The second rule of ALLY CLUB:
You DO NOT TALK in ALLY CLUB.
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The third rule of ALLY CLUB:
If a marginalized person says STOP, the argument is over.
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The fourth rule of ALLY CLUB:
Ganging up on marginalized people and/or their blogs with a bunch of your privileged buddies means you’re out of ALLY CLUB. If marginalized people come after you in droves? YOU’VE FUCKED UP. APOLOGIZE. DON’T EXPECT TO BE FORGIVEN.
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The fifth rule of ALLY CLUB:
If you ping a bunch of marginalized people with the same bullshit “honest question, guise!” then you’re out of ALLY CLUB and automatically inducted into TROLL CLUB.
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The sixth rule of ALLY CLUB:
No “what about me,” no “but privileged people don’t have perfect lives, either.”
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The seventh rule of ALLY CLUB:
If you fuck with marginalized people you do not get to say when the argument is over. It’s over when the marginalized people you fucked with say it’s over.
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The eighth rule of ALLY CLUB:
If this is your first time reading a social justice blog run by a certain group of marginalized people, DO NOT SUBMIT SHIT.
PHOTO OP: Damn My Lack of Opposable Thumbs!
Via tiggertheorangetabby.
Samson?
